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How big is it, really?
Everything below is drawn to the same scale. Exact measurements for this product are in the description further down the page.
Insertable length is the part that actually goes in. Total length includes the base, so it always reads longer.
Girth matters more than length for comfort. If a toy feels like a lot, it is usually the width, not the inches.
New to this? Start below 6 inches insertable, go slowly, and use plenty of water-based lube.
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We all want a party in our pants, and COCK-A-PALOOZA is here to deliver. This FUNFETTI, confetti filled dildo is sure to provide an intense explosion! Cock-A-Palooza is a silicone dildo that is perfect for vaginal or anal play. Cock-A-Palooza's suction cup base makes play time secure and pleasurable, whether using the base as a handle or sticking to a flat surface for a wild ride! Cock-A-Palooza is also harness compatible, making this a great toy for partner play.
