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How big is it, really?
Everything below is drawn to the same scale. Exact measurements for this product are in the description further down the page.
Insertable length is the part that actually goes in. Total length includes the base, so it always reads longer.
Girth matters more than length for comfort. If a toy feels like a lot, it is usually the width, not the inches.
New to this? Start below 6 inches insertable, go slowly, and use plenty of water-based lube.
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The Thorn Bird is like nothing you`ve ever felt before. Its bold, wide head makes penetration feel incredible, while its tiny thorns tickle every sensitive spot that they touch. You`ll love the way each vibration intensifies the sensations you get from the small spikes as they caress your clit and arouse your insides. Give it a try and you`ll be amazed at the erotic experiences the two of you will enjoy together.