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How big is it, really?
Everything below is drawn to the same scale. Exact measurements for this product are in the description further down the page.
Insertable length is the part that actually goes in. Total length includes the base, so it always reads longer.
Girth matters more than length for comfort. If a toy feels like a lot, it is usually the width, not the inches.
New to this? Start below 6 inches insertable, go slowly, and use plenty of water-based lube.
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You just woke up from a naughty dream and you need to have satisfaction RIGHT NOW! No need to worry, Morning Wood is ready to go! This delightful dildo features a realistic head, balls, vein detail, and is made of soft, pliable PVC material that lets you hit just the right spot! In a hurry? Take Morning Wood in the shower with you and mount his sturdy suction cup base to the wall so you can get dirty while you get clean!
Measurements 7 inches overall length excluding suction cup, 5 inches insertable length, 1.5 inches maximum shaft diameter, 5 inches maximum shaft circumference. Material PVC. Color Beige. *Warning: this is a NEW item that is not in retail packaging, usually a plain box, wrapped in plastic or a poly bag.
